maybe hes a ninja turtle

stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

OFC my brother fuckin downloaded the neverending story as an /mkv file so i ahd to download fuckin vlc ugh im so upset about it

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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The Holy Trinity of Beacon Hills Lacrosse 

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist







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