there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
OFC my brother fuckin downloaded the neverending story as an /mkv file so i ahd to download fuckin vlc ugh im so upset about it
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist